His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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