We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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