I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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