I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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