You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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