i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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