you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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