that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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