I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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