Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
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Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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