Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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