well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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