I puked a lego.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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