Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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