I'm lost and stupid without you.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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