what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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