was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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