It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
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If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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