I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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