spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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