so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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