just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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