turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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