This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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