Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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