Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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