I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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