my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Boobs speak an international language.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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