BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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