so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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