Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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