Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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