Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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