I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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