So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
