I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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