1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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