"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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