love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
