Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
ok first of all what the fuck
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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