As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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