HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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