the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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