I hate all girls vehemently.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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