Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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