He kissed a someone with a penis
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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