I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
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I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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