it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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