You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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