Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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