We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair