we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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