u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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