you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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