Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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